Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
no wonder aliens don’t want to have any contact with us
England reminds you that while splendid isolation can be nice, it’s not always necessary! It’s okay to rely on others, and if you need a shoulder to cry on or someone to help you up, that doesn’t make you weak! On the contrary, having the courage to admit you need help shows just how strong you really are.
on a scale of 1 to aph sweden during christmas time, how worried are you about your significant other’s well-being
- me: *checks phone*
- me: *gasps dramatically*
- everyone: what, what's wrong?
- me: *heavy breathing*
- me: FANFIC UPDATE
pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.
THiS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER MADE IM LA UHIGN
- Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
- Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??
Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
seeing people hate on a character you can relate to the most